A man walks into the local branch of the Ministry of the Interior and tells the secretary he wants to change his name.
"What's your current name?" asks the secretary.
"Adolf Cohen" answers the man.
"What - you really think changing your surname will make us believe that you're Aryan?"
"No - I want to change my first name."
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