A German guy is at the French border.
The French customs officer asks him some questions.
-Name?
*-Karl Schmidt.*
-Place of Residence?
*-Munich.*
-Occupation?
*-Oh, no, no. I'm just visiting.*
(Translated from an /r/French comment: http://www.reddit.com/r/French/comments/1jrq1z/tell_me_a_joke_in_french/cbhnivu)
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