"Well, it's an unimaginable honor to be the president during the Fourth of
July of this country. It means what these words say, for starters. The great
inalienable rights of our country. We're blessed with such values in America.
And I � it's � I'm a proud man to be the nation based upon such wonderful
values." �George W. Bush, visiting the Jefferson Memorial, Washington, D.C.,
July 2, 2001
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