The waitress comes to take their order, and says “What will have, Mr President?
And Bush replies "How about a quickie?"
At which point, the waitress slaps him and storms off in a huff.
And Cheney leans over to Bush, and says: "Mr. President, I believe that's pronounced ‘quiche.’”
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