I need a punchline for this question:
What's the difference between Starbucks and funeral home?
I was asked this question this weekend when I told someone to meet me at a Starbucks, and I was waiting at the funeral home down the street, but I feel like there has gotta be a great punchline for it out there.
I have an okay punchline, but I figured the Internet could supply me with better.
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