Jesus is on one side of the Jordan River while Al Gore and
George Bush are on the other side. George Bush says "Jesus,how
can we get to the other side so we can praise you?" and Jesus
replys "Walk across the river and you will only sink as far as
the sins you have committed." So George Bush walks across the
river and the water comes up to his knee. Then Al Gore walks
across and the water only comes up to his ankles. George Bush
says "How come the water only comes up to his ankles?" Jesus
says "Don't worry, he's standing on Bill Clinton's shoulders"
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