One night, George W. Bush was awakened by the ghost of George Washington.
Bush asked, "George, now that I have been elected President, what is the best
thing I can do for the country?"
"Set an honest and honorable example, just as I did," advised Washington.
The next night, Bush was awakened by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson.
"Tom, now that I am elected President, what is the best thing I can do for the
country?" asked Bush.
"Cut taxes and reduce the size of government," Jefferson advised.
The next night, Bush saw another figure moving in the shadows. This time it
was the ghost of Abraham Lincoln.
"Abe, now that I have been elected President, what is the best thing I can do
for the country?" asked Bush.
"Go to the theatre!" Abe replied.
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