President George W. Bush was getting angry about the public opinion of his
ability to govern, so he arranged a press conference to let the American public
know what was on his mind.
He started strongly, "The American People must know that I am wholly fit,
capable, and prepared to serve this nation as commander-in-chief. And I say to
those people who believe that I don't have a mind of my own..." Bush said and
froze. He looked over at Cheney and whispered, "Dick, what do I say to them
again...?"
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