One day in heaven, George Bush saw Moses & walked up to him. When he tried to say hi Moses ran off. The next day George Bush saw Moses again. He then tried to say hi, but he sped off again. The next day when George Bush saw Moses he asked him.
" How come every time i try to say hi to you, you run off?"
Moses replied," Last time I saw a bush, I was stuck in the desert for 40 years."
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