A man is walking down an old rundown alley and spots an ancient lamp under some rags. He picks it up and for a laugh gives it a rub and to his amazement an enormous genie appears in a whirling cloud of smoke.
The genie in a booming voice says "Your wish is my command". The man still reeling from the shock replies "Fuck me!".
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