Suddenly one of the engines loses power. In an act of desperation the three men decide to throw stuff out of the plane.
The Brit throws out his boxes of tea stating, "We have too much tea in Britain anyway."
The Mexican throws out his Cocain saying, "There too much drugs in Mexico anyway."
The American, without hesitation, throws the Mexican out of the plane.
"Why the bloody hell did you do that?" Exclaimed the Brit.
To which the American replied, "Because, he was having an affair with my wife."
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