First time Posting, so If doesn't belong here, sorry. I just wanted to share.
I was driving around with my girlfriend and had opposite views of a topic (can't remember what specifically).
Ahhh.. Now I remember (literally remembered as I began typing)
She said that I secretly like it when she shows dominance over me. (Ha! Blasphemy)
I quickly smirked and said, "I am not submissive because I do away with My blow-up doll."
She replied, "oh yea? How's that going for ya'll?"
I replied, "It's actually going pretty good, you can say our relationship is really *Blowing up*". Knowing how good and smooth that came out I quickly formulated my next pun before she could even say a word. I turned and said, "She (the blowup doll) tries to ecalate things quickly, But I *Deflate* them before they get out of hand"
We both had a good laugh after that :)
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