And the three of them are greeted by an angel. The angel says to them "Heaven is pretty far from here and you're probably gonna need a vehicle. I'm going to give you one depending on how many kids you had in your lifetime."
The first guy only had one so the angel gave him a Lamborghini.
The second guy had seven so that angel gave him a Ford Model T.
And Gandhi had to walk all of the way. When the other guys had asked him why he had to go on foot, Gandhi replied,
"Some idiot told him that I was the father of my country!"
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