...and winds up in purgatory. He meets a man there and asks him how to leave the purgatory and live again. The man says, "You must descend to the third level of this existance, then and only then will you live again." Gabe agrees and quickly spots stairs down to the second level. On that second level, he is soon enveloped in a thick blanket of fog. He wanders for years, never finding that staircase down to his freedom. Gabe falls to his knees and screams into the fog. Suddenly, the man from earlier approaches our protagonist. "I am starting to doubt you. How do I know that this exit even exists?" The mysterious man responds with "Half-Life Three confirmed."
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