A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At
the end of the service the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when
they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint
moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive.
She lives for ten more years, and then dies. A ceremony is again held at
the same place, and at the end of the ceremony the pall bearers are again
carrying out the casket. As they are walking, the husband cries out,
"Watch out for the wall!"
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