A local Zen master is very well known for his inspirational consulting and has gave enlightenment to many teenagers. One day the Zen master found a youngster knocking on his door seeking consulting:
Student: Master, I love my girlfriend a lot, she has a lot of good qualities, but she also have a few very bad qualities about her. How can I correct her ways so I can get a perfect girl friend?
Master: Young man, nothing is perfect in this world, just like how papers always have a front-side and a back-side...
The student pulls out a Möbius strip.
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