From the Professor of my Human Sexuality Course

The scene opens in the common area of a retirement home. Two figures sit in the corner, with their backs to the main space.

An elderly man and women had been friendly for sometime towards one another, and had developed an open relationship. Both were long time widowers, who had struggled with vulnerability since the deaths of their significant others.

The man decides to take a risk, and one day asks the old women for a "favor."

"Margaret," he began, "I've something I've been meaning to ask you. Is it--... Could you--" he sighs. "Would you touch me? Sexually?"

Margaret smiles, nods, and proceeds to unzipping her lover's corduroys. "For you, Norman? Of course."

They sit there for many minutes, Margaret cradling Norman's flaccid organ in her hand. The look in their eyes is intimate, and the time passes romantically.

The next day, Margaret rolls down to the common area, excited to begin the day with her friend. When she enters the main space, though, she sees that another woman has replaced her, and is sitting in the very spot Marge had sat not a day before. Sure enough, the new woman is holding Norman's manhood.

Margaret is stunned, overcome with rage, and furiously wheels herself over to the corner to confront the duo.

"Norman! How dare you?! How dare you replace me so quickly? I though what we had was special, unique; I thought we were in love! Who is this whore of a woman? What does she have that I don't?"

"Parkinson's," says Norman.