Vlad and Ivan are hero KGB agent, and Glorious Komrade Kommander Igor is soon to celebrate day of birth, present required. Much debate on gift as date is near, tension high. Vlad says "I know, we give Glorious Komrade Kommander book." "No, no is no good" replies Ivan, "Glorious Komrade Kommander already have book."
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