A man enters a bar and the bartender comes over and asks, "Can I help you, sir?"
The man answers, "What does a cup of coffee cost in this place?"
The bartender says, "That would be $2.60."
"Alright, I'll have one," says the man. He takes 26 dimes out of his wallet and throws them all on the ground. The bartender doesn't want to get involved in a fight so he just picks up the money and he brings the man his coffee.
A week later, the same man enters the bar. He orders a coffee again but this time he pays with a five dollar bill.
The bartender smelled an opportunity for revenge so when he brings the coffee, he throws 48 nickels on the ground as change. The man drinks his coffee leaving the change on the ground. A few minutes later he throws two dimes on the floor and orders a second coffee.
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