George W. Bush is sitting in a hotel lobby, planning his speech to a group of
businessmen, when a little man walks up to him. "Excuse me, Mr. Bush, but my
name is Steve Case, and I'm here with an extremely important client tonight.
We're going to see your speech tonight, and it would be a great help to me if,
when we walk by, you could impress him by saying, 'Hello, Steve'."
Bush readily agrees, and fifteen minutes later, the little man walks by, deep
in conversation with his client.
Bush came up and said, "Hello, Steve."
The little man says, "F**k off, Bush! I'm in a meeting," and keeps walking.
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