Two friends were talking, and one mentions to the other
"Man, I made a Freudian slip the other day at the airport. You know when you try to say something but accidently say something else that was on your mind?
I went to buy the plane tickets and the lady behind the counter had huge tits, so instead of saying
"Can I get two tickets to Pittsburgh" I accidently said "Can I get two pickets to Titsburgh"
His friend replies,
"Oh I know exactly what you're talking about! I was having breakfast with my wife the other morning and instead of saying 'honey can you pass me the orange juice' I said 'bitch, you ruined my life!'
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