Two friends are on a train. One turns to the other and says "Yesterday, when I was getting a train ticket, I saw that busty blonde ringing up the guy ahead of me. She was so hot, I got up to the counter and I asked her for 2 pickets to tittsburgh!" Bob turns to his friend and says "I know just what you mean. This morning, I was leaving for work and I went to tell my wife 'I love you, have a great day.' Instead, I said 'Bitch, you ruined my fuckin life!'"
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