Frequently, I get a strip


Frequently, I get a strip of coupons or other
promotional items from a little printer at the
checkout of my local grocery.


Coupons emerge as a thank-you for purchasing a
product, or based on some other derived data.


Yesterday, after buying a couple pints of Ben &
Jerry's Ice Cream (my favorite bad-for-me snack
food), I got the following checkout coupons in
sequence:


Save 55c on Two(2) Pints Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream
Free High Cholesterol Survival Guide

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