a drunk old man was found crying inconsolably by his friend .
"what's wrong ? "
"i did something terribly bad that to this day I terribly regret"
"but what have you done ?!"
"do you remember when the germans came to tunisia for the french ? , i offered a french girl a place to hide from the germans "
" you are a gentleman ! , why do you regret it "
" it wasn't for free you know what i mean "
" that's so bad but it's better than being killed if she was ok with that"
" you don't understand , should i tell her that the war is over " haha
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