Freddy and Jason visit Elm Street bar..

It stenches of blood, booze, and tears. A typical Halloween massacre. Freddy approaches Jason with a goblet of blood, as tradition ensues, and sits besides him. "Drink up friend," Freddy says, patting him on the shoulder.

Jason shakes his head, full of frustration, and drinks up, fast. Gulping it all down. When he reaches the end of his drink, he stares up at Freddy, sporting a smirk, trying so very hard not to laugh.

He pushes a flyer over to Jason.

"SICK AND TIRED OF KEEPING IT ALL TO YOURSELF? WANT TO MEET OTHERS WHO YOU CAN OPEN UP TO, AND TRULY EXPRESS YOURSELF? THEN PLEASE JOIN OUR HIV SUPPORT GROUP, MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS HALLOWEEN IN ELM STREET BAR."

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