Frank and Wilma had been together for more than 2 years without ever having had sex. She would not give it up without having made everything good in the eyes of God. This of course frustrating in the extreme for Frank but he loved her and never pressured her too much on the subject.
One night shortly before the wedding the were going at it pretty hot and heavy on the couch when Frank leaned back and asked her "I know we are not going to do it tonight - but can we do something a little more just making out?"
Wilma blushed a little and visibly thought about his question. "Ok" she said, "You can smell it, but nothing more!"
Frank was very very excited as Wilma slowly pulled her pants down and pulled her panties to the side. As he leaned in for his first look at her vagina he took a great big sniff. Then he leaned back and said with tears in his eyes "Do you think that will keep another month?"
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