Four physicists travel together in a train: a Russian, a French, and an American experimentalist, and an American string theorist. Soon the Russian physicist opens his briefcase, pulls out a bottle of fine vodka and four small glasses, fills the glasses, and throws the bottle out the window.
“Hey, why did you do that, throwing fine vodka out the window ?!”, the others exclaim.
“Don’t worry, there’s plenty of this stuff where I come from”, replies the Russian.
Minutes pass in pleasant conversation. Then the French physicist opens his briefcase, pulls out a bottle of fine French champagne and four glasses, pours some champagne in each, and throws the bottle out the window.
“What on Earth did you do that for, wasting fine champagne like that ?”, others protest.
“Oh, don’t worry, there’s plenty of this stuff where I come from”, says the Frenchman.
Minutes pass again in lively conversation. Then the American experimentalist gets up and throws the string theorist out the window.
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