The new minister was talking to the oldest inhabitant.
"I am 97 years old, sir, and I haven't an enemy in the world," said the aged one.
"That is a beautiful thought," said the clergyman approvingly.
"Yes sir," was the answer. "I'm thankful to say that I've outlived them all!"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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