Driving extremely slowly on a highway. The police officer leans in and says, "Ma'am, do you realize you were barely driving 25 miles per hour? This is a 55 mile an hour zone."
As he's saying this, he notices the three other women in the car look terrified, gripping their armrests and each other.
The little old lady replies, "No, I can see the sign right up there that says 23 miles per hour!"
The officer looks up and realizes she's mistaken the highway number for the speed limit. He corrects her mistake, and to quell his curiosity, asks, "Why do your three passengers look so scared?"
The old women tells him, "Probably because we just got off highway 110..."
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