The four of them line up at the Pearly Gates before St. Peter, who stands beside a bowl of Holy Water. Each Nun having only committed one sin in life, are each given the opportunity to wash away the sin before entering Heaven.
The first Nun approaches St. Peter and the Holy Water.
"I once looked at a penis" she says, before washing her face and eyes in the water. St. Peter smiles and opens the gates for her. The next nun approaches the Gate and proclaims "I once touched a penis". She carefully washes her hands in the water before walking into Heaven. Suddenly, the fourth Nun in line darts ahead of the third Nun and leans towards the water when St. Peter stops her.
"Why have you skipped ahead in the line, sister?" He asks.
She points at the Nun behind her. "Well, I wanted to drink the water before she sits in it"
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