A Mexican, a Swiss, a Cuban and an American (USA).
As they were talking, the Swiss man looked at his gold plated Rolex watch and realised it was dead. He promptly took it off then threw it out the window.
"Are you mad!?! That must have cost thousands of dollars!" said the other passengers.
To which the Swiss man replied, "Relax, I'm Swiss. I can easily get those where I come from."
Some time later, the Cuban man took out the finest hand-rolled cigar you had ever seen, lit it, gave it a few puffs then threw it out the window.
"Are you mad!?! That cigar must have cost hundred of dollars!" said the others.
To which the Cuban man replied, "Relax, I'm Cuban. I can easily get those where I come from."
At this point, the Mexican decided that he wanted to show off too, but just as he was about to open his mouth, the American grabbed him and threw him out the window.
"What the hell did you do that for!?!?" cried the other passengers.
To which the American man replied, "Relax, I'm American. I can easily get those where I come from."
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