The first one tells her friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second woman replies, "My son is an Archbishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Grace'."
The third woman says smugly, "My son is a Cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her this subtle "Well...?"
She replies, "My son is a gorgeous, 6'2", hard bodied stripper. When he walks into a room, people say, 'Oh my God..'"
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