Joe and Moe were in a bar, and they went into the toilet to take a leak. While standing at the urinal Joe confessed, "I wish I had a dick like my cousin James. He needs four fingers to hold his."Moe looked over and pointed out, "But you're holding yours with four fingers.""I know," said Joe with a sigh, "but I'm peeing on three of them."
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