Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together...

....discussing how important their children are.

The first one tells her friends, My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father

The second Catholic woman chirps, Well, my son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, Your Grace

The third Catholic woman says smugly, Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, Your Eminence.

The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women giver her this subtle.. Well?

She replies, My son is a gorgeous, 6' 2"; hard-bodied, well-hung, male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, women just say, Oh my God.

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