A grandfather takes his grandson on a fishing trip.

It's about midday, and the grandfather reaches in the cooler and pulls out a beer. The boy looks over, excited, and says, "Well I say Grandpa! That looks pretty good! Can I have one?"

The Grandfather thinks for a moment and asks, "Can you make your dick touch your asshole?"

Bashful, and confused, the boy stammers out his response. "I.. well... no. It's not big enough yet."

The Grandfather smiles and says, "Well, m'boy, you aren't old enough then."

The boy mumbles something under his breath, reaches into the cooler, and retrieves his sack lunch. He starts eating a sandwich his mother packed for him.

A little while later, Grandpa pulls a cigarette out of his breast pocket and lights it. The boy decides to try his luck again.

"Well, I say, Grandpa! That looks pretty good! Can I try one of those?" He smiles hopefully.

Grandpa smirks. "Boy, what did I say? Can your dick touch your asshole or not?"

The boy sighs. "No, it can't."

"Then you're not old enough, are ya?" The Grandpa looks pretty pleased with himself while he puffs on his cigarette.

The boy reaches into his sack, pulls out some cookies, and starts eating them.

"Well, I say, boy! Those look pretty good! Can I have one of your cookies?" Grandpa asks.

The boy thinks about it for a moment and asks, "Can you make your dick touch your asshole?"

His grandfather sits up proudly and exclaims, "Why yes I can!"

The boy smiles. "Good. Go fuck yourself then. These are *my* cookies."