Lost my watch at a party once. After a few hours i walked into the bathroom and saw some guy stepping on my watch while sexually harassing a girl. I punched the guy straight in the nose, no one does that to a girl, not on my watch.
-Putindoge
(P.s he probably stole the joke from someone else)
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