Everyone's always going on about how amazing the food is in America. You go to some food truck on a dodgy corner of New York to get a hotdog and it's the best thing to hit your tounge since.............(I'll leave that up to your imagination).
You go to a kebab shop at 2am in Australia a few hours later your squirtin outta both ends like a fuckin fire hose! End up at the hospital they're like what happened mate? "I got a fuckin kebab mate that's what happened"
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