"Greetings passengers, it's your pilot speaking, the estimated time of the flight is about 8 hours, the sky is clear, and we should have no issues reaching our destination in time." The pilot then proceeded to put down the plane's loudspeaker, but he forgets to turn it off, and says to his co-pilot, "hey Jason, I'm going to take a big shit in the bathroom, and then fuck the new hostess like there's no tomorrow." The hostess being shy and embarrassed started running to the pilot's cabin to turn off the speaker, but while she was running suddenly a passenger trips her, she looks at him with glaring eyes and the passenger says, "why are you running, he said he has to take a shit first!!!"
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