A man comes home with a box of flavoured condoms and says to his wife,
"We should play a game where I go in the bedroom, turn off the light, and I'll put one of these condoms on. Then you can come in and try guess the flavour!"
The wife excitedly agrees, waits a minute, then follows her husband in the bedroom. She jumps on the bed, and puts his penis in her mouth and exclaims,
"It's gorgonzola!" To which her husband replies,
"I haven't put it on yet...."
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