One day a little girl was skinny dipping in a pond by her house, she heard a sound a little distance away and parted the reeds so she could see. She saw a naked boy, skinny dipping on the other side.
The little girl went home to her mom and asked "Mommy what's that down there?"
"That's your cave honey, you don't let any flashlights into your cave."
The little boy went home and went to his dad and asked, "Daddy what's that down there?"
"That's your flashlight son, you put it in as many caves as you can."
The next day both of the little children went back to the pond to go skinny dipping. The little girl returned home, bloody and bruised. Frantic the mom asked "Honey, what happened to you?!"
The girl responded, "A little boy tried to put his flashlight into my cave so i took the batteries out."
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