Outside the Bernie Sanders campaign offices in Iowa, after a snowstorm, staffers came to work and found BERNIE SUCKS melted in the snow, apparently by urine. They immediately roped off the area and called for an investigation. Reporting to Bernie that evening, they said GOOD NEWS! We found it to be Donald Trumps urine!! BETTER NEWS! It is Hilary's handwriting!!
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