It's a girl's first time at the gynecologist. She's up in the
stirrups, and she's very nervous.
The gynecologist says, "You're scared, aren't you?"
She says, "Yes. It's my first time at the gynecologist."
He says, "Would you like me to numb you down there?"
She says, "Please."
He goes (sticking nose in her lap), "Num, num, num, num..."
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