I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out...

Jumpin off a bridge

a smart blonde, a blonde, and santa clause jumped off a bridge at the same...

Three Apple...

Three Apple Engineers and three Microsoft Employees are travelling by train...

How do you get...

You have Vladmir Putin a word for you.

A grasshopper...

And the bartender says "I have a shot named after you" The grasshopper...

Gynecologist visit

A woman was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week....

Sumo wrestler

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So nobody will mistake them for...

William Tell...

I shot an arrow in the air. Where did it land? Hey I don't care It's...

Did you hear...

Did you hear about the rocket that was launched in West Virginia? - It got...

A small bird flew...

I was wrong, there are chicks out there that find me to be their type.

What do you call...

a moscow