Apologies beforehand, since this story doesnt have a punchline, it's just funny.
A friend of mine started working at a Pawn America. On his very first day he saw this young couple come in and they started looking and browsing through rings. They saw one that interested them and asked to see it, so the clerk retrieved it and handed it to the man. Apparently it was acceptable so the man gives the clerk his card to pay for it. While the clerk is in the back processing the transaction, the fucking guy gets down on one knee, in a pawn shop, and proposes to his girl. As he is sitting there waiting for an answer, the clerk comes back and informs him that his card has been declined, at which point the girl refuses his offer of matrimony. The dude shakily gives the ring back and they just silently leave the shop.
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