First Date

A Man and a Woman are on their first date ….

Lady: Do you drink?

Man: Yes

Lady: How much a day?

Man: Three six packs

Lady: How much per six pack?

Man: About $10.00

Lady: And how long have you been drinking?

Man: 15 years

Lady: So, one six pack costs $10.00,
and you have three six packs a day,
which puts your spending each month at $900.
In one year, it would be $10,800 -- correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: If in one year you spend $10,800, not accounting for inflation,
the past 15 years puts your spending at $162,000 -- correct?

Man: Correct

Lady: Do you know that if you hadn't drunk that beer,
that money could have been put in a step-up
interest savings account; and, after accounting
for compound interest for the past 15 years,
you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man: Do you drink?

Lady: No

Man: Where's your fucking Ferrari?