A man walks into a bar,

And sees a bunch of meat hanging from the ceiling. Thinking this is rather odd, he goes over to the bartender and asks about the meat on the ceiling.

The bartender tells him, "if you can jump and touch any piece of meat up there, you get free drinks for the night. If, however, you miss, you have to buy rounds for everyone in the bar."

The man looks up at the meat, then back at the bartender, then around the room at all the hopeful faces, and finally says to the bartender,

"I think I'll pass, the steaks are too high"