So a guy walks into a costume party with a fire fighters helmet and a jar on his dick. A man comes up to him and asks, "what are you supposed to be?" The guy responds, "a firefighter." The man looks at him confused and again asks, "what are you supposed to be?!" The guy a little bewildered again responds, "I'm a firefighter!" The man looks down at the jar and asks, "well why is there a jar on your dick?" The guy laughs and says, "well in case of an emergency, break the glass, pull the knob and I'll cum as fast as I can!!"
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