During a recent meeting of worldwide religious leaders, a fire broke out.
The Methodists quickly gathered themselves into a corner and prayed for safety.
The Baptists frantically searched for water to baptize the fire.
The Quakers praised God for the blessings that fire brings.
The Lutherans posted a notice on the door, declaring that fire was evil.
The Catholics passed around a plate to help cover the damage costs.
The Jews posted symbols on the doors in hopes that the fire would pass them by.
The Christian Scientists concluded that there was no such thing as fire.
The Atheists grabbed a fire extinguisher and put the fire out.
The Mormons showed up an hour late and missed the whole thing.
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