Finally, it's "two bananas walk into a bar..."

"Two bananas walk into a bar. One banana walks up to the counter and orders a round for the house. Everyone cheers: "Hooray for Steve!" The banana shakes hands; there are smiles all around and he's taking time with everyone, asking about their families by name, sharing a selfie with anyone who asks, telling jokes, he even signs an autograph or two. "Speech, speech," everyone yells. "Hey it's great to be here, you guys," he says to the whole bar with a big smile on his face, and he raises his daiquiri high. "It's really such an honor to know you, you all make me feel so lucky! Here's to the best bar in town!" Everyone roars with joy!

So the bartender is new and he asks the waitress: "Hey, who is that banana?"

The waitress goes: "Oh, that's Steve the Banana, man, everybody loves him, he's the best!"

"Well what about that one?"

"Oh, him? Who knows? He's the Second Banana."