A guy gets home from work early one evening and finds a message from his wife stating she will be working late and to entertain himself for the evening. As any married man knows, when you have a free evening, you take advantage of it and so, he headed down to the bar. What a night, drinks, has a great time and stays out late. When the night finally comes to an end, he tries to stand up and falls flat on his face. He tries again, and wham... flat on his face again. He tries several times but no matter what, he is too drunk to function and he knows his wife will be home soon, so he drags himself the few blocks home, crawls into bed and his wife won't be the wiser.
The next morning he wakes up to his wife screaming at him.
w- what did you do last night?
h- stayed home, watched the game, went to bed early
w- you sure you don't go out? maybe have a pint or two down the street?
h- nope.. stayed home
w- that's funny, the bar called, you left your wheelchair there again.
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